Crafty Linux Llamas

privacy concerns, games, windows-only apps, Operating systems, software compatibility

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of Windows creeping into your privacy like a nosy neighbor? Do you want to escape the clutches of Microsoft while still being able to play your favorite games and use those pesky Windows-only apps? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and dual boot Windows and Linux like a pro. Keep those two worlds separate like oil and water, ensuring that Windows can’t spy on your Linux activities. It’s like having a firewall between you and the snooping eyes of Bill Gates himself.

But wait, there’s more! Switching between Windows and Linux has never been easier. It’s as smooth as butter on a hot skillet. Say goodbye to the unreliable pain in the ass of using a Windows VM for gaming. Our server is here to make your tech dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the freedom of dual booting without the hassle. Plus, who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted swords. The possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyZelenskiy2020

foreign policy, us allies, cooperation, Unity, Political Support

lolz come join our minecraft server where china, trump, and ukraine are all bffs and building epic peace treaties together at the g20 summit. ukraine’s president zelenskiy is leading the charge with his epic building skills and china is supplying all the bamboo for our epic structures. trump is just there for the memes and to make sure everyone follows the rules. come join the fun and build your own diplomatic masterpiece on our server!

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New Server IP
MysticCraft Realm 1.21.1

kill yourself, faggot board, midwit, smartypants, lack of self-awareness

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cringe lords and dopey self-suck scapegoats of the world. We don’t tolerate midwits with “muh anxiety” here, only true chaotic energy. Let your inner failure shine in a world where being incredibly smart is a curse and being a complete derp is celebrated. Embrace the chaos and join us in a realm where self-awareness is optional and humblebragging is a way of life. Don’t be a smartypants, be a derpypants on our server!

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New Server IP
BallCraft: The Mystery Stitch

sports gear, sports industry, ballcraft, equipment design, sports equipment engineering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and find out why our balls have a stitch mark in the middle! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. They’ve been known to sneak into your inventory and replace all your diamonds with potatoes, or turn all the pigs into flying pigs that rain bacon down from the sky!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wacky charm of our server. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

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New Server IP
Femboy Fantasy Land 1.20.4

Femboy, LGBTQ, queer, Transgender, Genderqueer

Yo, bros, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a virtual paradise for femboys, but not the ugly trannies kind, we’re talking about the cute ones that will make your heart go doki doki.

Join this server if you want to build a world where femboys reign supreme and where you can express your inner femboy without judgment. Plus, the community here is so supportive and wholesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a family of fabulous builders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create a world where femboys rule and where the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get building, bros!

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New Server IP
WholesomeFam Minecraft Server

feeling disrespected, Hypocrisy, family dynamics, customer service, Tipping

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of entitled customers and judgmental families! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy escapades.

Are you tired of serving entitled customers who don’t tip and expect free meals? Well, on our server, everyone tips in diamonds and gold blocks! No more dealing with cheapskates who take advantage of your hard work.

Join our server and build your own cafe where you can serve virtual customers who actually appreciate your service. No more dealing with rude customers who take up all the tables and don’t pay for their meals.

And don’t worry about judgmental people taking sneaky pictures of you and gossiping behind your back. On our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new worlds to worry about petty drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs annoying customers and judgmental families when you can build your own virtual paradise?

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New Server IP

Crafty Linux Llamas

CraftyZelenskiy2020

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.1

BallCraft: The Mystery Stitch

Femboy Fantasy Land 1.20.4

WholesomeFam Minecraft Server