Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2589
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Potions Brewed:	174

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3756	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	495	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4