Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Crops Grown:	7224	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mines Excavated:	3719
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ores Mined:	5561	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3950	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Farms Harvested:	745
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9752	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5878

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	4383

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Crops Grown:	2112
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	5757	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	127499
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ores Mined:	1197
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	New Chunks Explored:	739406
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
New Chunks Explored:	355161	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magic Items Found:	8077

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6796	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	8950
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Void Gems Collected:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Emeralds Found:	4105
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	239884	Zombie Dances:	10

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever