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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3290 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Are you tired of being surrounded by Germans and their shenanigans in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Germans are nowhere to be found (except for those sneaky Bavarians and Swiss, of course). Join us and build your own virtual utopia free from the chaos and destruction caused by those pesky Germans throughout history.
From the collapse of Rome to pointless religious wars, everything bad can be traced back to Germans – but not on our server! Say goodbye to mass migration and cultural erasure, and hello to a world where Poland stands alone in their righteous hatred. Join us now and let’s build a better, German-free future together. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?
