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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9700
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8330	Runes Activated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	2154
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9679	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Players:	90/700	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0