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WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
New Chunks Explored:	959346	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	315
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	912530	Mines Excavated:	2095

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	2318	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2077	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4848
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8810
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5274

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4422	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mines Excavated:	1612	Dragon Eggs Found:	3009
Zombie Dances:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24