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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8249 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is pink and the pigs fly! we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!
