Crafty Kidman’s Lies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is pink and the pigs fly! we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.

our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!

so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Buildings Constructed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixel Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through different campaigns where you’ll fight the same bosses over and over again because they’re just too genius to only fight once. Trust us, you’ll never get bored with our server – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the insanity and see if you have what it takes to defeat those super genius bosses!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineCraftInfluencer

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	233849	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Brain Boosting Exercise

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so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1576	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Flag Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	7
Crops Grown:	9349	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NaziMassacre83MC

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hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Items Found:	7568	Dragon Eggs Found:	7550
Emeralds Found:	3912	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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good administration, good creator, etc. we are always glad to see you at any time))) we love to communicate, be friends and invite your friends. It’s more fun together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Animals Bred:	111	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Saudi Arabia Minecraft SMP: Why is a Country Like Saudi Arabia That Receives Military Aid…

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only bombs dropping are the ones you craft yourself to blow up your friends’ bases! Join us for a wild ride where the only war crimes committed are stealing someone’s diamonds or accidentally setting fire to a forest. Who needs real-world drama when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans in our virtual world? Come join us and see why this server is the bomb…literally!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AchieveMine SMP

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Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers? Have you ever defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP right now!

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or organizing massive pranks on each other.

So if you want to test your skills, make new friends, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join our SMP today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to your pixelated greatness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PumpkinSpiceCraft

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Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	203	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FrostyFenceCraft

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so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
New Chunks Explored:	896549	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.