Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	800797	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	1163
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2879
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	191
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mines Excavated:	4731	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	2490	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	236

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Farms Harvested:	614
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.