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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3009 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 847368 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Remember that Christian LARP you got sucked into a few years ago? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now it’s time to move on and join our server where the only thing you’ll be LARPing is a mighty warrior fighting off creepers and zombies.
And as for the White nationalist movement, who cares about that when you can join our server and be part of a community that values teamwork, creativity, and having a good time? Plus, the pagans were totally right all along – just ask our resident Minecraft wizard who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of his enchanted diamond sword.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the last piece of cake at our virtual feast. See you in the game!