Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Farms Harvested:	467
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for a vanilla SMP server based around Vivecraft and the VR experience come check us out! Our server features Lands for grief protection, daily quests, loot crates, minigames (including a climbey course, mob arena, paintball, and more!), jobs, and a creative world. Our core plugins use chest GUI’s which makes playing in VR a breeze!Our server’s goal is to provide a great Minecraft experience for both VR & Non-VR players.Nornia- The longest running Vivecraft server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Animals Bred:	93	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.