Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1584

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	1166	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	74	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!