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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 966 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?
So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!