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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

New Minecraft Servers

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TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4915	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Star Shards Collected:	195	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Animals Bred:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	3797
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	49
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	142
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	New Chunks Explored:	941320
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	100
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	196	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	1736	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Magic Items Found:	3747	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dimension Hops:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com