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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1964 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori herself hangs out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that only allows the most fabulous and funny players to enter. If you’re not wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, you’re not getting in.
2. Calliope Mori personally hand-picks all the players on our server based on their ability to do the chicken dance while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a real talent show extravaganza!
3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night on our server, hosted by none other than a group of dancing llamas. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness and mayhem that only the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori, can bring!
