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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9064 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 172 |
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