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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3719 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Farms Harvested: | 130 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
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