Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

ANNOYED, Crafty, CREEPERS, dogshit game, done, done with it, Farties, fed up, Frustration, game over, giving up, goodbye game, had enough, irritated, LAUGH, moving on, not worth it, over it, Quitting, RAGE, thinking, throwing in the towel, video games, Waste of time, Yep..

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
New Chunks Explored:	531993	Love Letters Sent:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

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Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	1913	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Votes:	5447	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crops Grown:	9320	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Towns Built:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Towns Built:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8951
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Potions Brewed:	85
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Void Armor Forged:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	135
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magic Items Found:	8006	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com