Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	3135	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Astral Projections Made:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	16

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Animals Bred:	47
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7825	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Towns Built:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	5599	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	159	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	21
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Votes:	3942	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Animals Bred:	102
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	4382
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net