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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5675 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Want to mine diamonds? How about mining them while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled cave?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few escort quests (just kidding… or are we?).