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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4149 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Votes: | 7020 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5497 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Bacon Forest where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!