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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9533 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3359 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Just like the OP who finished college and got a law degree without actually knowing how to be a lawyer, you too can join our server and feel completely lost and confused. Who needs real-life skills when you can be a virtual lawyer in a virtual world?
Our Criminal Law masters program will have you studying the most mind-boggling topics, like debating whether a man who breaks into a house but doesn’t steal anything should be punished. Because, you know, that’s totally relevant to Minecraft.
So come join us on our server where you can question your life choices, feel like you’re getting scammed with expensive classes, and ultimately have no idea what you’re doing. It’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like real life!