Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Void Armor Forged:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

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Blocklandia

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Blocklandia is the BEST family-friendly Minecraft server available for kids of all ages. You don’t have to worry about swearing or inappropriate behavior. Our server was created by parents and is operated by parents.

mc.blocklandia.com:27065

The Buker Network

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Hybrid Server

play.buker.net

8-Bit Panda-Craft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

8-Bit Panda-Craft is a place with multiple opportunities. The Max Slots is 60, so hurry over and get on!

Owners: Arandaphobe Moosecakes2 TheLittleDj

Fun Stuff

We have a medium sized parkour course, that’s constantly growing!

We have freebuild in the following biomes: Desert, Forest, Jungle, Mountain, Plains, Snow, and Swamp Biome!

We have friendly staff!

survival.8bitpanda.net

ChoiceRealms

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5494
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1332

Hello this is ChoiceRealms. We are a multiworld hybrid server with lots to do. We are currently in development and looking for some help, If you are interested in helping us build this server please join and ask Phoenix_Frenzy or DarkEliite in game for more details. Possible outcomes of helping out are staff ranks or elite Architect or Artisan Ranks. Hope to see you soon!

199.187.127.141:25572

SurvivalCraft.US

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	3683	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3566
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

A very fun small server, with many fun aspects and essential plugins.

184.154.92.4

Super Happy Wild

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Enchantments Applied:	219
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ores Mined:	1646
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Survival, Basic Economy and features, but admin leaves people to themselves (only enforces hacks and overly-mature content).

192.99.39.154

Knight world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	1799	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Knight world

198.154.113.26

CaptainJayCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

We provide a server with almost everything and minimal rules. We have SurvivalGames, Factions, Plots, Creative, Avatar. Survival, Skyblock, HardCore and many more! So come join us and spread the word!

209.105.236.229

ArchonCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7310
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	65	Towns Built:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Application Form—— https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dPyx1kvo9hGFUwAKtAbW8df3ge1oG63Om3Vn9lJLnH8/viewform —– Application Form

Welcome to Archoncraft! i started this server with the hope of creating a nice community of player similar to the Mindcrack server. This server will be for youtubers to come and record LP’s and such. My YouTube Channel is YouTube.com/Captainjfud, I have wiped the slate clean and am starting afresh. Do not worry i to will be recording videos and lps on the server. Please will out the Application form above if you would like to join Archoncraft!

192.227.132.195:25665

YoupWn

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	61443	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

mcMMO / Factions / MobArena / Creative world

fr.youpwn.org

Citi-Build Community

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	910	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

A Popular Minecraft server Network with server consisting of things like!

-Factions! -Prison! -Survival Games! -Freebuild! -SkyBlock! -And Much Much More!

Staffed by some of the top and most mature respected staff in the whole Minecraft community! This group of staff helps to make your time and experience as best as it can be and meet the standards that we look to meet and that others look to us to meet! So we hope to see you on the server soon, and have a nice day!

CB-HUB.COM

{Phx}Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

server.phoenixugs.com

Minereapers Genesis

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Animals Bred:	135	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Our goal is to provide a server with a large sense of community without limiting players. The vision for the server involves a world where our players can do what they want, but also have ability to form groups where they can build together, form teams for arenas or even form parties to fight bosses throughout the world.

mc.minereapers.com

CraftAU WarZ Factions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Animals Bred:	172	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

war.mc-a.us

CraftAU Feed the Beast

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1759
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

ftb.mc-a.us