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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1334 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?
So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!