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SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Falling into the Void:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	253	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	157
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Emeralds Found:	1761
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	170223	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	974315	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	935058
Buildings Constructed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3246
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Buildings Constructed:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!