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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4958 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!