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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1200 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 72 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to roll dubs and unlock the secret filter that takes you on a journey from 50 to 00 in the blink of an eye. And if you’re lucky enough to hit raw trips, you’ll be transported straight to the rawest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen.
But wait, there’s more! Reach raw quads and you’ll not only get the raw experience, but also two extra pics of Steve doing the Macarena in a chicken suit. Trust us, it’s worth it.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!