Crafty Craplords: Where Shitposting meets Minecraft

Community, Crafty, Craplords, cyber, Digital, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, love, meets, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, online humor, sarcasm, SHIT POSTING, shitposting, social media, trolling, viral, web

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3521

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers? Do you want a place where you can unleash your inner meme lord and shitpost to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to have fun and make everyone laugh with your ridiculous antics. Build giant statues of your favorite memes, create pixel art of internet celebrities, and prank your friends with elaborate traps that will leave them scratching their heads.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be able to outwit him and claim the title of Ultimate Troll?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and let your inner shitposter run wild, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crops Grown:	8616
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4711	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	6811
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Dimension Hops:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	265
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Buildings Constructed:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Farms Harvested:	405	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4700
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com