Crafty Craplords: Where Shitposting meets Minecraft

Community, Crafty, Craplords, cyber, Digital, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, love, meets, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, online humor, sarcasm, SHIT POSTING, shitposting, social media, trolling, viral, web

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers? Do you want a place where you can unleash your inner meme lord and shitpost to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to have fun and make everyone laugh with your ridiculous antics. Build giant statues of your favorite memes, create pixel art of internet celebrities, and prank your friends with elaborate traps that will leave them scratching their heads.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be able to outwit him and claim the title of Ultimate Troll?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and let your inner shitposter run wild, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

DankCraft

Factions, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	149	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

This is the new drug nation, tried to get it back to the original one as possible. I need 100 characters so WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED!

69.175.38.138:25585

Zuligen

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a fun server with awesome plugins? Crave a friendly and light hearted environment? Look no further, than Zuligen. We have an extremely experienced staff team and many awesome plugins to make your gaming experience full of fun!!

So we have plenty of ways to rank up and many useful perks ^-^ We are also a grief free server and take the safety of your builds as our highest priority.

Feel free to visit our site for more information on the server!! http://play.zuligen.com

p.zuligen.com

Doggishsurvival

Creative, KitPvP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Come join for some mini games such as Spleef, 1V1, Tnt run We really need more staff!! we have many things in our server plz don’t grief… plz subcribe to AirGames 34 and Doggishtuinc on youtube!!!

198.50.252.99

Wrath Of The Chickens

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Wrath Of The Chickens (WOTC) is a ‘Gray-List’ Vanilla SMP server. We have been online since Minecraft Beta 1.2, which means, we have been around for quite a number of years now, offering some great and reliable uptime. The physical location for our server is in North America. We have a small and friendly community and offer Forums as well as Voice Chat for our players.

WOTC also features some Adventure Mode elements giving our map some unique areas to explore. A Mob Arena and PvP Arena are availabe, too. During Holiday seasons, we run special limited time Event Maps. The world we play on is Level 3 Difficulty. Feel free to come check us out @ http://www.mcwotc.net and play today, or ask any questions you have.

mcwotc.net

Rushy

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Love Letters Sent:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

First StarWars // Galactic Minecraft Server

www.twitter.com/RushyFR

RUSH SKYWARS TOWERS PVPBOX

UNIQUE GAMES RANKS (VIP, EAT)

Teamspeak, Twitter

rushy.fr

Argon Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Skyblock 1.9 server in Spanish and 24/7. We have a PvP arena to launch 1.9. The server is from Skyblock and nothing else. We also have Economy and challenges to enjoy the skyblock to the fullest.

198.154.120.209

Spero

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3164
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Spero, a unique server with a custom map, custom city management system exclusive to us, regular roleplaying community, player-driven economy, armies and movecraft. We’re built on years of experience of playing minecraft, and roleplaying. The custom map is a detailed land of epic proportions, and is unmarked, save for the cities the players build. We’re just starting up as March 2016, and so now is an ample time to join and establish yourself as a leader in this community. Found a settlement, command an NPC army, be a knight, merchant, warrior, mercenary of any race and be a lore contributor! Be rich, be poor, captain your own airship or ship, join Spero today! For more details, see our forum.

149.202.28.226

Blockrim Realms

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7263	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

This whitelisted fantasy survival server has been running since the 1.2.x days and has never been reset except for a few chunks, it is still running the same map now as it did back then.

Note! Fantasy does not mean medieval style alone so if you can imagine it you can probably build it, does not include modern or scifi however.

If you like having your builds online for a long time instead of getting removed every other month then this might be the server for you.

Just cause the map is old does not mean it’s huge, there’s tons of unexplored regions. Look for yourself: http://digital-legacy.sytes.net/mc/map

The server is connected to IRC a chat network so even if the server looks empty there might be people on IRC that you can talk with and maybe even some that can come help you out on the server.

To make a whitelist application go to the forum: http://digital-legacy.sytes.net/mc/forum

digital-legacy.sytes.net

SkyblockZone

Economy, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Votes:	3907
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

SkyblockZone is your place for sky block. We strive to innovate and change the game of every server we make, so that the experience is always new.

Skyblock.Zone

Tale of Banners

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Tale of Banners is a new Minecraft medieval/fantasy roleplay server. That means that this server follows a deep and expanding storyline, or Lore that is guided and changed by player’s decisions on the server every day. Inspired by our player base our aim is to make a unique, fun, friendly, and interesting environment where players of all ages can work together in immersive roleplay. And with our innovative and expansive custom plugins, realistic builds, and experienced Staff team we know that we can make a thriving community for everyone to enjoy. So please, join us today for a roleplay experience you will never forget.

MESSY MEDIEVAL BUILDING STYLE

Our server has a unique and amazing building style the likes of which has never been seen before. Each structure on our server is hand build with realistic intentions making every individual House, Tavern, and Castle a work of art.

ADVENTURE CAVES & TREASURE CHEST

Across our server there are scores of awesome Adventure Caves and Dungeons that just waiting to be found by any wandering explorer. Each of these dungeons contain hidden treasures provided by our Custom Chest System that allows you gain different and varying rewards over time. These systems combined can make any stroll on our server into an adventure!

PROFESSIONS

Here on Tale of Banners, we have an advanced professions system that gives you perks and abilities for any profession you chose. Including, but not limited to Farmer, Blacksmith, Miner, Woodworker, Doctor, and more!

MC.TaleOfBanners.com

Mudkip Mania

Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	868	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to Mudkip Mania! We are a server with custom and classic games. We are not yet public, but will be soon!

198.143.142.157:25585

braedoncraft

Factions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

braedoncraft is an online Minecraft community with very entertaining game modes. We try our best to bring the most enjoyable expierience to our players by providing continuous updates, features, and improvements.

158.69.24.131

Direwolf20 1/7/10

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	166	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Updated direwolf20 1.7.10 pack no plugins, no bans, just play cX. There is close to no rules other then don’t be a dick.

167.114.78.129

Bo Amor

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Zombie Dances:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Bo Amor is a small semi-vanilla survival server, that has been running since January 2015. We are currently running 1.14.4!

All players and play styles are welcome on this server as we have minimum rules that will not restrict players but cover the points to ensure fair play is possible. PVP and raiding/griefing is enabled outside of claims and is not actively discouraged.

Currently we are built on a mature group of regulars but we are hoping to see a wide range of new players joining. We have a discord server that anyone is welcome to join – https://discord.gg/paaXKQD

The Bo Amor staff team

No language restrictions, land claiming plugin, no world border, new map 1.14

smp.boamor.co.uk

PurpleWorld

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	2083

Join PurpleWorld! It has Surival, Creative, Skyblock, and lots of minigames such as Survival Games, Skywars, Build Battles, and more! Waffles not included.

purpleworld.mcph.co