Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Emeralds Found:	8665
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Items Found:	7968
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6035
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Farms Harvested:	447	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Votes:	2388
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	184
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	109	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ores Mined:	7651	Magic Items Found:	4019

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us