New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

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  • SecretSantaGoneWild

    SecretSantaGoneWild

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    Are you tired of boring old Secret Santa exchanges with a $20 limit? Join our Minecraft server where we have a luxury gift-themed Secret Santa with a $150 budget!

    Last year, things got crazy with people giving out designer handbags and extravagant gifts. One player even received a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! And don’t worry, if you’re not sure what to get, just grab something random like a block of dirt or a stack of cobblestone – it’s all about the fun, right?

    But beware, if you opt out like our friend here, you might be labeled as a buzzkill and accused of killing the holiday spirit. So come join us for some over-the-top gift-giving and outrageous reactions – it’s a holiday tradition like no other!

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  • HealthBoosted Minecraft SMP

    HealthBoosted Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical health potion for your soul! Like, seriously, I joined and suddenly my skin cleared up, my hair started growing faster, and I can now bench press a diamond block! It’s like the server is powered by unicorn farts and rainbows, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a majestic chicken and shoot lasers out of your eyes. I know, it sounds crazy, but I saw it happen to my friend Steve. He’s now the most powerful being in the server, all thanks to joining this magical place.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft god with powers beyond your wildest dreams! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you on this epic journey to health and happiness. Let’s goooooo!

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  • LonelyCraft: Addictively Solo

    LonelyCraft: Addictively Solo

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    Are you tired of mining all by your lonesome in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of loneliness! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again, because we have a whole community of players ready to dig, build, and battle creepers alongside you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams – diamonds, emeralds, enchanted gear, you name it!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a long-lost miner who wanders the mineshafts at night, searching for someone to play with. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the haunted mines and put the ghost to rest?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in terror (mostly from the creepers, let’s be real). See you in the game, adventurer!

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  • UGVFPV Minecraft Server

    UGVFPV Minecraft Server

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    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE ATTACK WITH ONLY CHICKENS AND FLYING PIGS, DESTROYING ALL THE NOOBS IN OUR PATH! WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON CALLED THE UNICORN CANNON THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS AND SPARKLES! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BECOME A LEGENDARY WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! #CHICKENPOWER #UNICORNEXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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  • RylskCraft: Missile Mayhem in Kyiv

    RylskCraft: Missile Mayhem in Kyiv

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    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging missiles like a pro? well, look no further cuz our server is the bomb! literally, we have missile attacks happening all the time, just like in real life! u never know when u might get blown up while building ur epic castle or mining for diamonds. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos of war-torn russia! who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem instead? come join us and see if u have what it takes to be the last one standing in our crazy world of minecraft madness!

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