Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Animals Bred:	100
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1329	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8628	Players Killed by Monsters:	6163
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Items Found:	6647
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Animals Bred:	164
Potions Brewed:	138	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	5342	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	8674	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	157	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3841	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ores Mined:	969	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3423	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	728	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	4448	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Ores Mined:	1984	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

nornia.net