Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1467	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Potions Brewed:	133
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	132
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ores Mined:	4821

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Potions Brewed:	139
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Ores Mined:	8914
Votes:	8338	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dragons Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	5735
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Emeralds Found:	3927	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	2987	Divine Spears Created:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net