Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

play.nexusworlds.nl:25502

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

kencrafters.apexmc.co

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	5054
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Towns Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crops Grown:	2905

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	22

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	212
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	394048
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	415	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7787	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com