Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	9498
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	42139	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8239

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	923
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Dragon Eggs Found:	1687
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Votes:	4810	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	3880
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4954	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Enchantments Applied:	252	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	64	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7923	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Star Shards Collected:	179	Horror Stories Survived:	1

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Void Armor Forged:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com