Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
New Chunks Explored:	393044	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	1759
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ores Mined:	5297	Potions Brewed:	124
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	250	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2481	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Alien Abductions:	1

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6264	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
New Chunks Explored:	905549	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net