Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Animals Bred:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Potions Brewed:	77
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Enchantments Applied:	235
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	268
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Love Letters Sent:	20

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
New Chunks Explored:	996980	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ores Mined:	9612
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8493	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ores Mined:	1736	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net