Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3350	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Votes:	9442

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

play.hellbounds.net

SamMc

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

play.sammc.xyz:30125

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

mc.redsresort.com

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

mc.piglin.org

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Items Found:	7802	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	New Chunks Explored:	194951

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8046	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1527
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Gods Slained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Runes Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

spela.mucraft.se