Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	588
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

terra-australis.net

DistopiAdventure

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Star Shards Collected:	157
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Semi Role-Play / Factions / Pvp Box / MobArena / Adventures / Quest / Epic Events / Mini-Events And Much more !

Distopia.omgcraft.fr

Creative Temper

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Farms Harvested:	945	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Creative Temper is a build team that enjoys group builds, solo projects, building competitions, creating adventure maps, survival, and anything else Minecraft can offer us. You can join and build right away as there is no whitelist. If you show skill in design, theme, detail,and overall build composition via your entry build in the Trialbuild world, you earn the Builder rank. We offer 10 worlds to play,you can find the world list at the bottom of the post. Come join us today @Creative Temper!

108.166.172.85

McWarDeTeam

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

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mcwar.de

Mexican Craft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Items Found:	1896
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Mexican Craft is a place where players can play live and thrive. We encourage battles for resources and power. We utilize towny for the protection of players items, that is until war comes along! When War is initiated the two nations fight until the other one collapses, the player then can raid everything in sight! We allow griefing, raiding. Who will be the most powerful on the server? Is it you?

188.165.94.45

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Towns Built:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	4051
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

178.20.170.89:25680

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	299
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	1655
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

142.4.217.165:25759

SkilledCraftSurvival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	29261
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

198.24.167.138

KingdomCraft Factions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Void Gems Collected:	36

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

108.166.179.60

Dark Vector

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Play.dutchmineplayers.nl

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Potions Brewed:	196
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

go.playminecraft.org

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

pvp.thearchon.net

Ethicraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Ethicraft

fun.ethicraft.net

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Farms Harvested:	477	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

play.kalmarcraft.com

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

play.hazardpvp.net