Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Items Found:	4181	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3434
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	7498

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	162

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9729
Chimeras Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	3115	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Towns Built:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Star Shards Collected:	149
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com