Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6854	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Enchantments Applied:	170	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Farms Harvested:	985
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	58	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Falling into the Void:	1

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	197	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	90
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	202
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Towns Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com