Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1615
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Votes:	1051
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Void Gems Collected:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4047	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Animals Bred:	195	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	273
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	311212	Players Killed by Monsters:	2748
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	5963	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	180508	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206