Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

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FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Emeralds Found:	139
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3279
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Towns Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3358
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	140	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
New Chunks Explored:	616562	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	145571	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	47	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5775	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Votes:	4239
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crops Grown:	5857
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4564
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Votes:	6703
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	2755
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	204	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net