Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

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MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	72	Love Letters Sent:	16
Crops Grown:	3451	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9354	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Chimeras Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1674
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Villages Defended:	10

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Potions Brewed:	51

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ores Mined:	6313	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Animals Bred:	68

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org