Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8088
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

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Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9399	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Divine Spears Created:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

play.boyzsmp.lol

ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Exoteam.Gamesrv.net

Mcfamily VN

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

sv.mcfamily.vn

Watones

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

mc.watones.xyz

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

hub.Triumphia.net

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Void Armor Forged:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Void Gems Collected:	24

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

play.spikeycraft.com:25585

PremierNetwork HUB

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	4962	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

premier.playingo.xyz

ThePondMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

Bedrock & Java compatible.

play.thepondmc.com

Fade SMP

Economy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

51.81.52.43:25570

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

McEssence.com

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	6318	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Buildings Constructed:	47	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

play.cityjd.online

PotatoCraft SMP

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Potions Brewed:	126	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

146.59.220.209:25574

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2109	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	44
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Items Found:	6828
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

rotmc.xyz

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

play.gemcraftmc.net

JustySurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3006
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

play.justysurvival.com