Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

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FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Items Found:	4806	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2435	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Divine Spears Created:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	279	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	662
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Star Shards Collected:	105	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	98	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ores Mined:	6986
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6714	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net