Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	88	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	8

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

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NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Star Shards Collected:	219

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	7544
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Emeralds Found:	9842
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Votes:	3930
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3969	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Void Armor Forged:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2872	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Star Shards Collected:	52	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com