Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	4952
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

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Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Crops Grown:	7521	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	186	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Towns Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Farms Harvested:	803	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Items Found:	1253	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6054	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	889	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Emeralds Found:	2606
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	530
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	60
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Towns Built:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5254	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu