Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Nerducopia

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a server to call home where everybody knows your name? A smaller, Rated PG, Family Friendly server filled with other Minecraft Nerds? The server is currently offering PvP/PvE Survival worlds with land claiming, base/chest protections. There is a Survival world economy, with server and player stores. PVP, PVE, and Raiding are all allowed, so protect your builds. Our main rules are no ads, no mod, no hacks and no swearing. There is a PvP Hub for those who just want combat! And we also offer a Creative World with land claiming and protected builds for those who want a more peaceful Minecraft experience. We have a Discord Server that is linked to our in game server chat. Join at https://discord.gg/rrqpbPY Lastly, we have a Server Facebook group. Join at thttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Nerducopiadoesminecraft/

nerducopia.no-ip.biz

EdgeWireGaming

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	909

edgewiregaming.com A Minecraft Modded Server based on the Crackpack Modpack is all about the community, all are welcome to join in and play

Rules: No griefing/stealing/raiding No chat Spam/advertisments/Caps Respect fellow players and their property No hacks/exploits/glitches No Asking for Items, OP, ranks or Creative Mode No pvp unless agreed upon by both parties.

We hope to see you in game, Please do not ever hesitate to ask any of the staff for help, we are here to make sure your experience on our server are the best you can receive anywhere!

I want to build this server around the players so be sure to leave some feed back. Make sure to visit our website @ edgewiregaming.com

mc.edgewiregaming.com

A Whole Other Level

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4612	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

|*| Semi-Vanilla Survival |*|

The focus of this server is to provide players with an atmosphere that is close to vanilla, but that enhances the experience just a little to better fit with the multiplayer nature of the server. To ensure every player is able to learn just what makes this server special and unique, the full explanation is found at the in-game full tutorial, the “/help” has been modified to answer all common questions and issues, and the server website has an informative “About the Server” section. We have a great community and players enjoy the following server features:

Land claims to protect your builds Player ranks Easy to use teleportation commands for homes and spawns Parkour courses Player ran towns PvE & PvP Arenas

play.awol-mc.net

Optic Craft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

DIAMOND FOR DIAMOND

When you Diamond our server, you will receive a Diamond in-game! You also get an extra Diamond if you Vote for the server! Spread the word, and maybe even earn yourself a third Diamond!

Don’t forget to read the Rules, more importantly, have Fun!

IP: 198.154.115.43:25565

198.154.115.43

AppleCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	7321
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	284	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Welcome to AppleCraft! We are a new friendly server with lot’s to offer our players! We have many types of gameplay to choose from: Enjoy the amazinAbout AppleCraft

I guess you found us. Not sure how, but welcome! Please take about 5 minutes and read through this, it contains a bunch of good information

We’re a new-ish server, not brand spanking new, but not old. It’s run by heyaapl (ign: Appleteeni), and hosted in the United States. We’re an expanding, active server that is constantly building custom Survival Games maps, and our players love them to bits! As we’ve been growing, what started as a single Survival Games map has turned in to a bunch of custom maps, our community has been wanting me to do a bunch of stuff – so here is an explantation of what exists today: Website (New!) Forums (New!) Automated Survival Games Spleef Arenas 1v1 Arenas Hardcore Survival Server Creative World Epic Pixel Art Contests

We’re up 24/7, 365 days a week, and so is our community! Join in the fun, and play with us!g adventures in our Survival world, create incredible feats of Minecraft engineering in our Creative world, and if you feel so brave as to try and survive, avoid starvation, and slay your friends play automated, custom made, Survival Games maps!

Mc.Heyaapl.com

ToXIc MC

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37

ToXIc MC

toxic.mcph.co

Kraftzone

Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

[Premium] IP: mc.kraftzone.net [Cracked] IP: mc.kraftzone.net:25575 ———————————— -New Christmas town added warp: /xmas -New TnT minigame /tnt…to play Mini game checkers (/sky_checkers) Survival (anti-xray/economy) Freebuild (no anti-xray/no economy) SkySpawn (shop, spleef, warzone ctf) Survival Games CTF (/warhub) Towny Ranks (voting and donating get upgrades) MobArena , Cityworld, SkyBlock, Mcmmo

207.191.230.30

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7928	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

play.dbdmc.com

MC-Creative

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Animals Bred:	128	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	6277
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

wc.lumengaming.com

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	1799

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7360
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MCUK has Multiple Themes spread across Several Worlds Our economy is mainly based on Mob Killing & Trading, Offering Creative, Survival, PvP, PvE, SkyBlock, Skywars Mini-Games and lots more.

Established since early 2011 with 99%+ uptime. CONNECT & BUILD STRAIGHT AWAY (no whitelist, membership is free, donations and shop ). PLENTY OF CHOICE & DIVERSITY TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED, START HAVING FUN & MAKE NEW FRIENDS NOW. YOUR ADVENTURE AWAITS….

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3073	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693