Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ores Mined:	9621	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Villages Defended:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

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TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Farms Harvested:	271	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crops Grown:	5309
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	181	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ores Mined:	3756	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	88
Zombie Dances:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Emeralds Found:	5746
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com